"Justin Bieber Hurt Me!" is not a strong statement of claim, methinks.

Tits. 

Tits. 

It just happened to get lodged in my rectum, honest!

It just happened to get lodged in my rectum, honest!

Man Afraid of his Hat

Man Afraid of his Hat

Neil Jordan/Stephen Rea

Neil Jordan/Stephen Rea

Heisenberg's former career as a gynaecologist had more applicability to quantum theory than you might think.

Heisenberg's former career as a gynaecologist had more applicability to quantum theory than you might think.

I don't see why this would be so bad, so long as they retain the archetypal antisemitism of the original

I think the Bonanno family would be less likely to avail themselves of Civil Court Proceedings, and more likely to just go out and shoot people.  Which, in the case of both "Real World" and "Entourage", should definitely be encouraged.

I live in Dallas and I've never seen so many beige women in one room. 

What's MIL?  Mom I'd Like?

OHHH Say can you SEEEEEEEE

Now listen, whoever comes to you with this prequel meeting, he's the traitor. Don't forget that.

Should have stayed alone in his room

How about "Fertile Grounds for Speculation"

For fuck's sake; if we're going to have to live through the Apocalypse yet again, the least it could do is Destroy All Rom-Coms.