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    High stakes world of real estate broking
    in Miami? I thought the Miami property market was somewhere down there with Vegas and the Irish midlands. Is it time for "Basic Instinct: Kinnegad"? Or how about "Kilcock"?

    Are you allowed to change your pants at work? What for?

    I think it's actually in the movie too - "…does anyone have - a fountain pen?"

    Such beautiful shirts……
    AND IN 3-D!!!

    Ta-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa
    There's only one man in the East who can fix this script!

    Tell me more of this
    "Pride and Prejudice and Atonement"

    Coming soon "Anthropoid on the Roof" featuring such hits as "Wish I were a rich ape", "Aperise, Apset", "To (genetically engineered by way of time-travel) Life!" and "Apemaker, apemaker" (featuring James Franco).

    On the other hand - Helena Bonham Chimp!

    I would have preferred "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Planet of the Apes", but James Franco was unable to re-animate Phil Silvers.

    IWannaKnowwww
    Thst Jesus welcomes me there!
    IDonotWant
    To be denied!
    Let me li-hive
    In that City so fair
    That's enough (that's enough) for me-hee, to know!
    *Flashing DONATE NOW number on screen*

    Not to mention that Chicago is pretty much flat and Pittsburgh is pretty much the opposite. How are they going to explain away the sudden appearance of a couple of extra rivers and a shitload of bridges?

    Diana Dors comedy double feature: Come Undone and Behemoth

    What's next?
    Geronimo and Phil Sheridan team up to fight Martian invaders? With the inevitable line: "the only good Martian I ever saw was dead".

    Not every woman is willing to go the chemotherapy route to staying thin.

    You have disgraced yourselves again!
    is this to be the recurring celebration of the arrival of Sheen genius?".

    So does he get murdered by the IRA at the end of every episode?

    How come you can't read the time?

    Amazon Warrior?
    How come she has both breasts?

    The ever-dwindling indie paycheck
    Great… good… better… a… sometimes you pay them…

    I think Darwin would have used the word "date" only when he was talking about the age of fossils. In the sense DC means, he would have said "roger", like any other Victorian gentleman.