Okay, thanks, that's what I needed to know. I'm on board. And very excited.

Yeah, but at least they made the decision for themselves. I doubt that cat gave its consent.

Is there actual Putin-kissing in this or are we just talking metaphorical kissing?

I saw this episode of SVU where a man stripped a woman, tied her to a chair, put her hair in pigtails, shaved her entire body, and force-fed her peanut butter. I'm like 95 percent sure I didn't just make that up. Who are these people that write stuff like that?

I don't know if this is true in other parts of the country, but we have a ton of Russian immigrants, and they are so smartly dressed, especially on Sundays. Just very clean and sharp, lots of nautical-inspired clothing, lots of wool coats and ironed trousers and shiny leather shoes and gloves.

Peach brandy in sweetened orange spice tea puts me right to sleep when I have insomnia, plus it makes me feel like an effeminate but still influential plantation owner. Burn some cotton-scented candles, call it a night.

My entire conception of modern New York City is based on the news and Law and Order: SVU, so I wouldn't stop in New York either. But I'm from the rainy Pacific Northwest which is apparently so awful he doesn't want to come back this year even though we made him 'feel like Justin Bieber'. I just want to know what we…

I can see how the fully-adopted Paula Deen lifestyle could be dangerous. I had to make some modifications to her recipe, since in addition to the brown sugar in the filling, she advised also rolling it in powdered sugar before baking, coating the top with icing, and serving it in a pool of caramel syrup. She's totally…

Whoa what did Paula Deen do? She just helped me make apple strudel last week and I need to know whether I should feel guilty about fraternizing with her.

There are really brave, incredible people, like Jake Ryker, who tackled and subdued Kip Kinkel even after being shot in the chest. I find it hard to believe that Mark Wahlberg and other people who say shit like this are those people, although maybe brash stupidity gets results sometimes, what do I know?

Katie Melua did a breathy cover, and it was for a Reese Witherspoon movie called Just Like Heaven, which makes it even less cool and interesting.

I think he's right about Winnie the Pooh>Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. Does this mean he made a mistake when writing his list? Or am I the mistake?

When you drive past it, you can smell potato chips in your car within about a mile radius. There's a gated parking lot that always has cars in it, but I've never seen a single person, and I've never seen a car enter or exit. Only the Frito Lay trucks.

There's a Kyocera compound in my city that's always reminded me of the sinister science corporations in 90s movies like Jurassic Park. It's got lots of no trespassing signs, and something about the company name/logo combined with the fact that it's probably the most heavily guarded building we have besides the Frito…

@avclub-924153ca91e2e45a61965e9b33f870f2:disqus , In the police report on The Smoking Gun, Russell actually claimed that SHE asked HIM to pinky swear not to tell anyone she let him touch her boobs. Not exactly the "he forced her to pinky swear" in this article. Either way, these people are way too old for pinky…

I'm so glad there's finally someone I can ask this: If there's some kind of emergency situation and I need to hide in a vent, how dangerous is it? Like how hot do they get? Is is possible to get cooked alive or anything? And I know it depends on the vent, but about how much weight can a standard…

The BAFTA-nominated documentary Taxidermy: Stuff the World features a lady taxidermist named Jeanette who's very into the genitals. There's something very pure and beautiful about her enthusiasm.

I like that Family Circus Christmas movie where the rather stupid daughter goes sledding by herself and crashes into a tree or something and wakes up on the couch of some old lady who lives in a cabin in the woods. Kind of like Misery, but not really, because I think the old lady just gives her hot chocolate.

Just read Devil in the White City a few months ago, and he also juggled multiple families. The ability to compartmentalize must be pretty helpful when you do horrible things.

Can't take credit for 'tearjerking', I'm afraid. It has been a Thing from before the show. It's even on urban dictionary, who says it can also mean a handjob from someone who's crying. And now you know.