Well, I'm going to get a little high.

Oh man, why is everyone riding me today? God-damnit.

Oh man, why is everyone riding me today? God-damnit.

If you ever go to a hotel, be sure to bring your own towel.

If you ever go to a hotel, be sure to bring your own towel.

Be sure to bring a towel so you don't get aaall wet.

Be sure to bring a towel so you don't get aaall wet.

When you're playin' sports, the sweat can get in your face. That's why
Towelie says, "Always keep an extra towel in your duffle bag."

When you're playin' sports, the sweat can get in your face. That's why
Towelie says, "Always keep an extra towel in your duffle bag."

Get away from me, you evil towel!

Get away from me, you evil towel!

… Well, I'm gonna get a little high.

… Well, I'm gonna get a little high.

If you ever go to a hotel, be sure to bring your own towel.

If you ever go to a hotel, be sure to bring your own towel.

If you ever go to a hotel, be sure to bring your own towel.

If you ever go to a hotel, be sure to bring your own towel.

Don't forget to bring a towel!

Don't forget to bring a towel!

Be sure to bring a towel so you don't get aaall wet.