Oh no, oh Washcloth, I'm so sorry.

How spicy would you like your Chang sauce?

I've been wanderin' around on my own for the past few weeks. You know, helpin' people out with towel safety and proper towel use. It's important.

Aw man, I really screwed up this time. The rent's due at the end of the month, and I don't have any money.
I need to shape up and find a new job, quick… but first…

If you ever go to a hotel, be sure to bring your own towel.

Do you wanna get high?

When you're playin' sports, the sweat can get in your face. That's why Towelie says, "Always keep an extra towel in your duffle bag."

Don't forget to bring a towel!!

You wanna get high?

Don't forget to bring a towel!

Do you wanna get high?

Don't forget to bring a towel!

I’m so high right now, I have no idea what’s going on.

When you get out of the water you need to dry off right away to avoid catchin' a cold. That's why Towelie says, "Don't forget to bring a towel."

If i was a towel why would i be wearing this hat and fake mustache?

Are we gonna get high?

When you get out of the water you need to dry off right away to avoid catchin' a cold. That's why Towelie says, "Don't forget to bring a towel."

Don't forget to bring a towel!

When you're playin' sports, the sweat can get in your face. That's why Towelie says, "Always keep an extra towel in your duffle bag."

Don't forget to bring a towel.