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Towelie
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Be sure to bring a towel so you don't get aaall wet.

I can't remember, it all looks the same. Hold on, let me get high, then I'll remember where it is…

I can't remember, it all looks the same. Hold on, let me get high, then I'll remember where it is…

If you ever go to a hotel, be sure to bring your own towel.

If you ever go to a hotel, be sure to bring your own towel.

When you're playin' sports, the sweat can get in your face. That's why Towelie says, "Always keep an extra towel in your duffle bag."

When you're playin' sports, the sweat can get in your face. That's why Towelie says, "Always keep an extra towel in your duffle bag."

Oh man, I'm so high right now, I have no idea what's going on.

Oh man, I'm so high right now, I have no idea what's going on.

When you're playin' sports, the sweat can get in your face. That's why Towelie
says, "Always keep an extra towel in your duffle bag."

If I was a towel I wouldn't be wearing this hat and fake moustache.

Well, I'm gonna get a little high.

When you get out of the water you need to dry off right away to avoid catchin' a cold. That's why Towelie says, "Don't forget to bring a towel."

Don't forget to bring a towel!

I've been wanderin' around on my own for the past few weeks. You know, helpin' people out with towel safety and proper towel use. It's important.

When you get out of the water you need to dry off right away to avoid catchin' a
cold. That's why Towelie says, "Don't forget to bring a towel."

Don't forget to bring a towel!

Do you want to get high?

When you get out of the water you need to dry off right away to avoid catchin' a cold.
That's why Towelie says, "Don't forget to bring a towel."

Don't forget to bring a towel!