Jesca Hoop is an amazing songwriter. I'm so bummed that her thing with Sam Beam is more "Iron & Wine with guest vocals" than a true collaboration.

Women? They're not even people

I believe that the traditional 2-parent nuclear family provides the strongest support system for children to successfully develop into functioning, productive adults.

But I don't wanna be a white knight

Wasn't a breakup, we were never in a relationship. It was a friendship breakup, I guess. Of a romantic friendship. There, that's convoluted enough.

The only way to guarantee you won't hurt someone again is by breaking up with them. Otherwise, it will happen. Being in a functional relationship just means managing the amount of pain you inflict on each other. I don't have any concrete advice, sorry.

Ha, the first time I saw a psychiatrist, she accused me of cyclothymia. Eventually I got on this ADD medication that seemed to be helping, but I discontinued it because it wasn't covered by my insurance. TL;DR I probably need to get my ass back in therapy again. It's been 2 weeks!

I've experienced depression before, but it's usually in the form of unbridled despair and hopelessness. Like, to an embarrassing degree. Melodrama, teen angst stuff. Maybe this is just a new form of the same misery. The difference being, that old form lent itself to manic activity, while the new form manifests itself…

What's it called when you don't have writer's block, you just lack any and all will or motivation to pursue any creative/artistic pursuit whatsoever?

OK, I'll say it. I love Hope Davis, and I don't blame Tony Stark at all for going kill-rampage-happy on Bucky for assassinating her. Bucky SHOULD have died. Fucker.

It doesn't?!?! Thanks for nothing, you useless piece of shit! *Tosses copy of How To Make Beats For Dummies in the garbage*

Wasikowska can wear the hell out of some period dresses. Her wardrobe in Crimson Peak is to die for. It's too bad casting departments seem to be hiring her for this skill only, at the expense of her other considerable gifts.

Poor Alan Rickman deserved such a better send-off than this.

Alice and Wendy have the same voice. Blew my goddamn mind.

In high school, we all wanted to be Ferris Bueller. Instead, we were all whatever that kid's name is from Better Off Dead.

Aw, the stuck-up pretty girl just needs to make out with the scuzzy bad boy, and the outcast weird girl just needs to get a pretty-girl makeover and make out with the whitebread jock guy! Those kids'll be just fine!

Asian people are exotic, right?
- John Hughes

Popless again? Why??? I'll grant that Modell has better taste than Noel Murray. Wait, did I just answer my own question?

How come there's no White Entertainment Television?

Goddammit, the chemistry between McAvoy and Fassbender was consistently their strongest asset. I thought the franchise had finally found its footing with this four-film good-to-great streak (First Class, The Wolverine, DOFP, Deadpool) and I really hoped it'd continue. X-Men is the only comic I read a lot of and…