Thanks for calling me on some of my bullshit. I need that. I do have a wicked passive-aggressive streak that inhibits our ability to communicate clearly. I don't know what that is. My therapist suggests I have a pattern of self-sabotaging so as to make the pain of rejection or failure go down easier. But who the hell…

Brings to mind the NewsRadio episode where Matthew is reluctant to lose his virginity to his smoking-hot girlfriend, and says "After all, it is my most precious gift."

Divorcees or the soon-to-be-divorced, any advice here is appreciated.

Now what we need is a Curt Hennig gimmick account so Macho Man can post his rap song tribute which is almost as amazing as "Be A Man".

That potted plant was being such a STUPID IDIOT

The Covenant is amazing. By the end they're just blasting each other with shitty CGI Dragon Ball Z force waves. It's also gayer than 1,000 Top Guns.

Hope she doesn't stop using the Emma Lock, which is a beautiful finisher that we hardly ever get to see.

That top rope gorilla press spot was sick. Kalisto also would've shattered his damn spinal column if Ryback hadn't caught him earlier in the match. He really brought it in that preshow, it was as if he had something to prove.

This is the greatest feature ever, please don't let it go away.

Molly said she oughta leave ya oughta leave ya
Oughta leave ya
Molly said she oughta leave ya oughta leave ya
Oughta leave ya, in the ground

SOLD at the moms making out with each other in ludicrous fashion. If you can milk humor out of something so inherently titillating, you're doing something right

Kun kun kun kun Kuntz Kuntz Kuntz kuntz

Because the music sounds like Def Leppard covering Cyndi Lauper and Roger looks and sounds like a less masculine Jon Bon Jovi.

Deadpool - Props to Ryan Reynolds for realizing he was put here on this earth to do one thing and one thing only. You can totally see why he had such a hard-on for making this thing happen, and he throws himself into the role like he knows his career depends on it. I wish they'd done a better job taking shots at his…

Brat's verse in Missy's "Sock It To Me" is female rapper GOAT-level material.

Triple 9 - John Hillcoat has the best casting director in Hollywood and also has perhaps its very worst editor. Another murderer's row of talent ends up feeling squandered on a rushed, perfunctory, indifferently presented and weirdly airless story. The action sequences (especially the truly tense foot chase in the…

I LOVED the Salt & Passage 7". "Son Of Son Of Man" is one of their greatest songs, as triumphant a comeback anthem as I've ever heard. I wasn't quite as hype about Ox but it had some unreasonably cool stuff on it for how much time they'd taken off.

Reminds me of all the people laughing at the violence against Daisy in The Hateful Eight.

Lady In The Water would've been an entirely miserable and regrettable experience if not for one moment: The credits begin to roll, the house lights come on, and one kid sitting near the front shouts out "That movie SUCKED!" Cue laughter and applause. It sure did, kid.

Jesus, that finale really just creeps up and kicks you right in the windpipe. I wish I'd been smart enough to catch that one in theatres.