When A Stranger Calls is the weirdest hybrid of stalker/slasher horror and completely out-of-place miserable existential nearly Antonioni-esque (?) bleak neo-realism (?). The parts of the movie she's not in, they're like noir, but way more boring, slow, and pointless. It's obvious they had a 20-minute short film and…

I think they only dragged Demi in this to have Cartman say "Dude, Demi Lovato is fucking hot, nobody's fat-shaming her". Which is either a reflection of Cartman's oblivious self-absorption or an admission on the part of Stone/Parker that trolls say shitty things just for the sake of being shitty whether it's rooted in…

Did Sue cut her hair? I love the new haircut, Sue! Is there a new season of The Middle that I'm not watching? Sure.

Actually, no.

Damn, I really couldn't have fucked that up any worse. I refuse to go back and edit. My mistakes must live on in infamy.

No amount of revisionism can undo the historical importance of "Rapture".

I mean, SOMEbody had to bridge the space between grunge and nu-metal, and they were it.

Gwen Stefani is the exact reason why we're stuck with Taylor Swift today.

"I Kissed A Girl" depicts playful exploration. "Cool For The Summer" is a straight up lesbo porn premise. And that backbeat is a blast.

Slobberknocker!

Never did, still won't. Nothing but a poor man's Blondie who fluked their way into biggest band in the world status on the heels of Sublime. Even Save Ferris was better. "Hella Good" was catchy though.

Saw them open for Spoon in 2010 and thought "Hey this is alright" but tried to listen to their albums and went "Wait what is this, there's nothing to listen to here". Are they just one of those bands?

"I Kissed A Girl" by way of "Domino" by Jessie J with a bit of "Roar" thrown in (that vocal flourish where she starts on a particular note and ascends it into heaven). That "oo-OO-oo-OO-oo" hook, are you kidding me? Ridiculous. Not too many singers could've pulled that off, and she nails it.

Demi Lovato is my favorite pop star right now. She can sing like a hurricane, her figure is off-the-charts hotter than hell, she owns the "self-consciously positive role model" side of her public persona and she's as responsible for the current mental health awareness advocacy trend as any famous person. I'll take her…

I fucking guarantee the internet has exploded Fugazi/Minor Threat's popularity beyond measure. Piracy may have fucked over artists' ability to make a living, but it's also brought exposure to stuff that no one ever would hear of otherwise. It caters to specialized taste and interests, which can only be a good thing.…

Um, sure. There's nothing to lose at this point, since the situation resolved itself in a way that hurt only me.

I wrote a letter to Jen once about some really deep, personal shit I was going through that she read aloud on a live episode of her podcast. Hearing my words through her old lady/chainsmoker voice (that I love) in front of a live audience was one of the weirdest fucking experiences of my life. She was really nice…

I guess they're ignoring the Amazing Spider-Man and The Wolverine for some reason (must be counting Marvel studios and not Marvel properties).

Any time anybody else in the world has any kind of success, that adds to my failures. This is the narcissistic attitude that gives me my healthy glow.

Disagree. He's not much of a singer, but all their tracks at least have a monster groove and some loudass fucking beats to carry you along.