I'm glad to hear the guy still sings. Obviously Sarah is the main event, but on the first album I found myself really connecting with the dude songs the more I listened to them, and it does help save the band from becoming monotonous. Sort of a nice yin/yang dichotomy they've got going.

And her voice is like, so fucking smoking sexy it should be banned from the radio for obscenity.

Where did they find Lindsey Gort? I started watching this show for AnnaSophia Robb, who is an angelically beautiful screen presence and promising young talent, but this season I found myself returning to the show as much for Samantha as for its charming star. What kind of talented young hotties will they cast in the…

The problem with Hatesongs by other musicians is they always end up coming off like bitterness and resentment towards artists that were more successful than they were. Stick to white comedians, guys.

Dan Ozzi really dropped the ball not correcting the guy on this shit.

I would've nodded right along to this one, except I've heard The Lawrence Arms and I'm pretty sure "Shiny Happy People" is better than any of their songs.

I assume it's a We Need To Talk About Kevin-style situation where he purposely shits himself as an act of rebellion for its own sake.

Also as some other review pointed out, his character was basically stolen from Lance Henriksen in Dead Man.

The makeup department stuck a bigass harelip on his face that did all the acting for him. Fuck are you talking about?

The movie didn't totally suck or anything, but the visual effects looked like dogshit. It had good stunts, production design, costumes, whatever, but some of the cheesiest, fakest-looking CGI ever. And that is the whole reason why everybody hated it.

Wars and Peace and feeling proud/to join the Masons right oot loud/To shoot my wife's lover in a crowd/I've looked at life that way

Now I REALLY want a jukebox musical of War And Peace with wall-to-wall Joni Mitchell songs.

*facepalms at lack of Joni Mitchell*

Mr. T is a cool name! It's a cool name, Mr. T!

If you could hear the sound of angels singing it would sound exactly like Laetitia and Mary.

Peggy Olsen, marry me

Still better than Modern Family.

Oh yeah, those fucking Hawaiian chants freaked me out too, when they're about to sacrifice that lady and saying "throw her in, throw her in, waaaayyy in…."
ARRGH. I mean it's Garfield, it's the most middle-of-road, unchallenging shit ever, and they give us this.

Between this and all the fucked-up shit in Garfield's 9 Lives, why the hell were the Garfield cartoons so goddamn terrifying back then?

I used to like to line where he says "I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike." But then I found out that, duh, he stole it from the Beastie Boys.