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Qbert Colon
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this. exactly this.

the interviewee did not do his homework. no good.

The bassist was hot. Pity…

really? a scene from Diner is on this list? that scene is a little dramatic…but scary? less scary than the scene where Mickey Rourke gets hit?

Parts of this song suggest a fat man with gas.

Star Wars: A Toilet

butt i just love his disco stuff. this makes me sad-y.

LET MY PEOPLE GO…

three good songs, people. this band had—at most—three good songs. not great songs. just good songs.

nerds (candy)  > nerds (sitcom)

snakes: scarier than sex (usually).

i played guitar in a garage band when i was in high school. every time we practiced, i would play the Alfred Hitchcock Presents melody during one of the songs for my solo. it pissed the other guys off without fail.

more like BUTTman, right?

why does reading about this stuff depress me? am i getting old?

oh yeah. it did. well, hell.

sometimes i forget that this show exists. then, when i do remember that it exists, i realize once again that i don't want to exist.

why the hell do crop dusters seem to appear in so many films?

i actually liked the lone ranger. yes, i know that probably sounds bonkers, but ranger is not the artistic disaster that it has been portrayed to be.

totally agree with you, especially about "the hobbit." i really wanted to like it…and i was completely bored.

you ok, bro?