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honest to god, this made my day. bravo.

man. that shit is EVERYWHERE.

when can we move to mars? europa?

you are probably right about that. i should have clarified my post. all the action films i have seen in the theatre this summer have been mediocre.

this movie looks mediocre.
this review was mediocre.
i am tried of the mediocre.

This Is Gunna Hurt by Hurtman

this one includes uterine lining, so that's good, you know.

those were a lot of words.

also, this did not help improve my attitude on the subject:

yes. i think so, actually. well—it was either a hologram or a ghost. the case is still open.

hideous.

any show that features a hologram has its head shoved up its own hologram ass.

love me some woody. but shadows and fog is poop in smoke.

Well, those are the best kind, methinks.

When I close my eyes at night, I see Ron Moore staring back at me. And I hear him say:

Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Where?[I turn around and knock Babette into the Sarlaac pit]

the world's finest prediction…

i'll never forget a spiderman comic i bought back in the early 1990s. its cover proclaimed: "someone dies!"i was 14, and even then i felt that was a cheap marketing trick.

i'll never forget a spiderman comic i bought back in the early 1990s. its text proclaimed: "someone dies!"

what is this shit?
figures: i start to enjoy this website and it jumps the…hell…i can't be bothered.