Frank Whaley
I just glanced at the poster and thought that was Frank Whaley. To say I was disappointed when I realized it was Shia "GOGOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!" LaBeouf would be an understatement.

I'd love to see a movie version of "Oz"
I want to know what happened after Keller's posthumous anthrax attack. Did Beecher ever get released again?
Too bad most of my favorite characters were dead by the end.

I suppose we can bank on Wayne Palmer turning up this season. I like the actor well enough, but man, he is the least "presidential" fictional POTUS since Robin Williams in "Man of the Year".

One President died in a plane crash I think. Isn't that how Logan took office?

AV Club: "The third season of every show sucks and negates all that you enjoyed before."
I realize that this is your job and therefore you are predisposed to put too much thought into things that require very little, but I was under the impression that we'd agreed to approach this show as a fun distraction that didn't…

Apparently I've got some sort of neurological disorder/hearing damage because I couldn't discern any difference between the way Britta was saying it and the way the others were. I actually thought that was the joke and was wondering why they were beating it into the ground. It must just be me, though. People always…

I was just picturing Chrissy dropping a copy of "Sex" on the Martian surface as all of these events are occurring simultaneously from his God-like perspective.

She annoyed the hell out of me on Six Feet Under
but I was sad when she died.

F is too harsh.
No time to read all the comments, but I agree with those who think the show is awful, but not offensive. I just watched it on Hulu and it was bad and almost completely unfunny, but I really think Todd is reading too much into it.

@Pops

I actually shouted
"TONY FUCKING ALMEIDA!!!"

Yeah. I was very confused. I went to a speech at my school last year given by the biologist. I was unaware of the author of this book.

New Format Annoyances
I've mentioned this before, but I'm still not happy with the Onion's new format. I read that site every day and it's really frustrating to have to wade through a random jumble of semi-recent articles and doubles to find the new ones. I know there's the RSS feed, but last time I tried that it…

I've never seen the show
and this article makes me glad I've never wasted my time on it. The only part of that whole thing that was even mildly amusing was the video with the sexy ladies kicking the guy's junk, and that got old pretty quick. If this is what the kids find funny these days then I'll happily stay stuck…

I'm not a fan. I still miss David Palmer.

Overthinking
Noel, I've had what you're looking for for years now. Take an old, cheap laptop (mine is an old Thinkpad with a broken monitor), connect it via S-Video and audio cables to your TV, and voila!! I've been using it as my "cable box" for years and only very rarely miss having cable. It can be a pain if you…

The women of 24
So apparently they're sticking with the idea that Chloe is the only likeable and non-batshit woman in the world.

@Manda: I'm a huge Dexter fan and somehow missed the hypo connection. Well observed. I wonder if it was intentional.

Six pages of comments and no one has said the correct answer…
…it is Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday.

Well I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt even after you slammed Zack, but then I got to your Chloe comment which confirmed that you're just a fucking idiot. I guess I can understand that some people don't like Chloe, but when they give her something to do (which is admittedly way too rare these days)…