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Sommalian Sommelier
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"being terrible, incoherent mess in its own right"
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Lay your head on my pillow..
New sex position?

Oh Irony!
why can't he
seem to get it together
kids and their enemies
they seem to
somehow get it together

good to hear he's a passable writer
because he SUCKED in The Event

hipsters always go with biggie… "That 2pac was overrated". don't know why but they do. i guess it's the popular thing now

exactly

"Maybe they didn't want anybody on the movie with a bigger dick than him." so they went with Kang, ergo: my point. you really should try reading these things you know.

Thanks DHMR, @Pin^2 please provide some examples

So hot in Baghdad right now
This song ^

Inside The Actors Studio - Beyonce Knowles-Carter
I for one am looking forward to seeing this mainly because Beyonce - as beautiful, talented, and from all reports a pretty decent person - cannot act her way out of a wet paper bag.

Inside The Actors Studio - Beyonce Knowles-Carter
I for one am looking forward to seeing this mainly because Beyonce - as beautiful, talented, and from all reports a pretty decent person - cannot act her way out of a wet paper bag.

Japanese Music
All I keep hearing is how much it sucks, (and their creepy fascination with The Carpenters, especially as work out music) but I refuse to believe this. Case in point - that song was actually pretty good. What's a good primer on Japanese music for an ignorant gaikokujin?

Iran is going to be pissed … again
Unless it's not about the Persian Immortals who were pretty bad ass. I always wanted to see a movie about them, but this one just makes them look like faceless lackeys

Did they even have bears in Scotland?

Did they even have bears in Scotland?

I'd winter his bottom
If you know what I mean….. cos I'm not sure?

Ethiopian cuisine is really less adventerous than one might think
save for the bewildering array of sauces, and the fact that there are like 500 ways to prepare injera, Ethiopia's answer to the tortilla.
If you like tart flavor profiles (like Cameron Diaz) you'll like at least 387 of it's many permutations.

Pre B.C. American Gods / Tim Powers Declare
similar? no?

Omar!
(I can't believe no one's done it yet)