SPOILER: LaGuerta became a bench.

They never stated it.  You found out online.

You gonna be OK, GlassJawn?  Did you just now discover that other people have opinions that might not match your own?

Everything I know about Detective Angie Miller I learned last season from this site:  http://dexter.wikia.com/wik…    My favorite quote is how she showed up immediately after Mike Anderson disappeared and "has since begun to fill the role as his replacement but to a lesser degree."

Was that the series where there was a technological world and a magical world, and some dude was really good at playing "The Game" or something? 

Man, remember the good ol' days of Dexter, when Angel would be bemoaning the fact that LaGuerta was making him sleep on the couch for some reason?  That was DRAMA!

I laughed as well, because you could see the telegraphing of this catastrophic vasebreaking three miles away.

Do you have a life outside of trolling the people who don't share the same opinion of your favorite show?

Wow, that burned!   I've sat for the past 30 seconds, really pondering your question, and have come to the conclusion that my love of making fun of Dexter far outweighs any concern I have that it bothers you that that's how I enjoy the show.

I noticed that, too, but was a bit shy about just walking up and sniffing your butt.

And that Dr. Vogel chick saying "You can't kill me, it wouldn't fit Harry's Code!"  Dexter should have been all like "What about that scruffy biker dude I killed in the first episode of Season 5?"

Well, Harrison speaks now.  He's not a dog, but it's gotta count for something?

BUT… from the "Next Week On Dexter" it looks like the brain scooper may be the Buffalo Bill to Vogel's Hannibal Lechter.

Didn't Dexter kill him on his boat?

I predicted Dr. Vogel being the brain scooper pretty much the second she showed up. 

Hopefully they don't cut Dex off whilst crossing over, that makes him angry.

And, will he have to pay Quinn back the 10 G's he gave him to buy the joint?

Tableaux? (EDIT: That wasn't my joke, but it's the best name for that bar, EVER!)

It did have "Hello, Whore!" in it, though.

I was too flabbergasted by the replacement of Harrison's actor to write a proper "HARRISON UPDATE" for this season opener, by the way, but OMG dude, they totally replaced the mute kid!  And he's learned to play soccer in 6 months time!