Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?

I feel like it's really more of a Stanford Prison Experiment kind of thing.

I knew
I should check out what the A.V. Club's been up to.

I hear
the actor John Larroquette is looking for a meaty character piece…

You can be part of the kidney conga line that opens the show!

@RagingBear
It is called, simply, "The Bear." Breathe in the understated eloquence.

Isn't this whole reboot inside the reboot thing what they did with "Bewitched?" I seem to remember this plot from the fifteen minutes I didn't sleep through of "Bewitched." Maybe they'll cast Benji without realizing he's actually a dog! The humor that would arise!

Why do they have a new host?
What happened to that hot-in-a-super-bitchy-way redhead that covered the election?

Rapists, however, have shown an uncanny ability to produce quality work over their careers. Just another one of life's little ironies.

You know, I saw this article, and I wondered how long it would take for someone to make an oh so clever dick joke. A.V. Club commenters did not disappoint.

It's a Kissinger quote; essentially it's anyone whose basic function in life is to consume resources without providing anything of benefit to humanity. It was supposed to be a joke, but you didn't get it, and now it just feels…wrong. I need to go take a shower.

It takes courage to type out a pun like that. I think the crime is its own punishment in this case.

"Be they Christian, Jew, or miscellaneous."

Do you ever get the feeling that the Republicans, at their core, are the Nazi party, and that the Democrats, at their core, are the British Conservatives?

Hey, I'm a die-hard misanthrope and I love Community, you useless feeder!

MTV U; the shit they play on Student Union TVs.

You're just making it worse.

@whataworkout
Yeah, 'cus NoFX is all over the MTV right now, huh?

I actually like this sudden cut to black.

Mere semantics.