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Melted Kojak
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So… is that just, like, for pedophiles and GILF fetishists, or just dudes who want to get all the ladies pregnant?

I…..

But that would require using newest first. And even in this dark era of NuDisqus, I cannot abide such nonsense.

Holy shit, that was a great game. As a BC alum, Notre Dame is a sworn enemy, but goddamn, they kept it interesting.

Guess I should finally get around to listening to that new Kendrick Lamar album, huh? Because that is a fucking fantastic lyric.

From what I've read about Beck (and Elizabeth Moss, another awesome person who is surprisingly a Scientologist), there are some people who were born into it and no longer practice, but apply the self-help principles to their life and don't necessarily believe that Xenu blahblah volcanoes WTF.

50,000 followers worldwide, according to Tobias. And if your public face is Tom Cruise and John Travolta and Kirstie Alley, you done fucked up somewhere along the line.

Oh, their trollish nature has been out there all along, but their Twitter account is magnificently entertaining as a permanent reminder of how often they shoot themselves in the foot thetans.

You had me at "The Church of Scientology is bad".

I pray for your sanity.

I was worried that some people may not have seen enough shows to get to a real good top 20

Sounds like someone's got a case of the "I don't like 'I Don't Like Mondays'"!

Even when you compare something to Buzz Anderson?

Oh, I'm not saying that it's too edgy or a pale imitation, just an unfortunate product of its time. But it does follow a very familiar pattern:

Oh, indeed. It's an amazing oasis trapped inside a typical '90s post-Tarantino crime movie.

So great! I feel like that's peak Hartley right there, because I love Sonic Youth and then I watched Henry Fool right after that and…

Cards on the table: I only watched it a few months ago because glaz posted that scene a trillion times and it looks amazing and Hal Hartley is from Long Island (represent, represent-sent*). And I…enjoyed it. Didn't flip my wig or anything, but it was pretty great.

Bitch, Speak Up!: The Story of the Making of the Adrian Grenier Whale Documentary (as told by Turtle)