What a coincidence! I keep a giant analog clock on a golden chain around my neck, as befits a politically-driven rap group's hype man.

In Biggie's honor, tonight for dinner I had a T-bone steak, cheese, eggs, and Welch's grape.

Legit Muppetry?!?

Yes, but beware of the explosively hot innards.

In a word (or two, or three): off-brand Muppets.

Holy shit that's a good find. Great hustle. Big ups to Jerry Minor.

Still confused. Nobody's commenting about stopping Boko Haram on Monty Python videos!

I really liked how Carol kind of loosened up from episode 2. Especially when Phil presented her with a hammer to smash the jewelry case and she rolled out of there with all the rings.

I mean, ya can't argue with 57.5 million hits.

Mostly Hot Pockets, I'd imagine.

Seriously, I'm confused. What's the connection to Kony?

KHMaggot674 months ago

I know all of these words, but nothing about this sentence makes sense to me.

TV is straight ballin' right now (even though I only watch one of the aforementioned shows).

Awwwww, don't sulk.

You are so smart! You are so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!

Ahhhhh, dammit. I didn't even consider that.

Which normally would make perfect sense, because horses are herbivores.

Finally. A solution to the eternal hyena/ marmot/ horse/ ocelot/ cabbage crossing-the-river puzzle!

Well, yeah. But I will say that my hyena and my ocelot and my marmot and my horse do not get along at all.