I have not, but the rats in NY will BITE YOUR FACE OFF

Ahhhhhh, Texas. Where even the cats have guns.

Narwhal has such great avatar/comment synergy to the point where I actually believe that he is a bloodshot-eyed Sylvester with a gun.

TA-DAAAAAA!

Speaking of Toronto, here's a fun fact: I don't think I've ever had Canadian whiskey. I'll often see Don Draper drinking Canadian Club and think to myself, "Gee, I oughta try some of that delicious (presumably) maple-infused nectar." But then I peruse the good ol' USA bourbon aisle instead and feel like I've made the…

Good lord. Do they have the rules to high maintenance poseur drinking on the wall in Toronto?

Woodford Reserve, rocks, please. I've also discovered the joys of Bulleit recently. Rye is pretty unfuckwithable as well.

What would the official CZ drug be?

If my job involved coding nonstop and being chained up in a dank Chicago basement, I'd be drunk on the job every night.

This was happening to me about an hour ago. But it was only for this page, and no other article on the AV Club. It was weird and disconcerting.

There you go, having a fuckin' fever when it ain't your turn to have a fuckin' fever.

Awwww, thanks buddy!

First of all: KILL THIS TALK

YES IT FUCKING SOUNDS AND READS BETTER, YOU FUCKING NEWFIE NOW BACK THE FUCK UP BEFORE I UNLEASH THE QUEEN'S GRAMMAR GESTAPO ALL UP ON YOUR POUTINE IGLOO ASS

Well. This calls for a celebration.

because there's no other fishstick more appropriate

http://memecrunch.com/meme/…

close enough.

"Him and I" - Stephen77, Professional Righter

Shoutout to JanetSnakehole as well.