Copying and pasting and searching the Google is for lousy socialists. See, that's what's wrong with 'Murica today. Kids just don't want to code anymore!

fuckin' img*r

Bake him away, toys!

Bake him away, toys!

JONX

*farts*

I actually chuckled at this, which is way more than I can say about anything Dewey Crowe ever said (including his "four kidneys" quote)

By the way, I'd just like to take this opportunity to say that if you don't vote for me for the 1st Inaugural 2015 O'Neal Award For Humor, I intend to murder all of you and your families.

You also think that Dewey Crowe was a great character, but I don't hold that against you.

Sure, except for his current username. "e pluribus anustart"?? C'mon man, you just combined a Community reference and an Arrested Development reference! That's more like a JV Club username!

tossin has done some weird shit in the past (remember when he created alternate universe accounts of all of us by reversing our names and using negative images of our avatars?), but this seems kinda mean spirited. My money's on a lurker.

He'll find the culprit! It's probably that evil Gavin Macleod or George "Goober" Lindsay!

"Keep my name out yo' mouth" is just one of those incredibly badass lines I've always wanted to use with full sincerity, with or without the inclusion of a sick orthodontic burn.

*rimshot*

I've never had the privilege of being a teacher, but I imagine the only thing that would make it fun would be to perch oneself precariously at a dangerous height while blind drunk. You've gotta make it interesting for the students and yourself, ya know?

Hmmmm, let's see….

Hawaii and Wynn Duffy sounds like such a perfect fit. He could totally ditch the tanning bed! (But keep the Speedo, of course.)

Wait, I'm confused. At what point do they burn the stumps?

Unfortunately, I don't have any particularly weird or wacky ones like those in the article (I really like that Disco Fever one). I mostly collected them as souvenirs from places I'd been to, especially if I was in a new city at the time. So they basically just serve as little reminders of places I've been. I don't…

Hey, you take that back!