Mystery Men 2: Because Jeneane Garafolo's Having Trouble Making The House Payment and In General, Why the Fuck Not?

I blame the writer's strike.  Most of the good movies that would've been written in 2007-08 (but weren't) would've released in 2011 (and weren't).

I blame the writer's strike.  Most of the good movies that would've been written in 2007-08 (but weren't) would've released in 2011 (and weren't).

If Ellen Page gets nekkid in this, I'm in.  If not, not.

If Ellen Page gets nekkid in this, I'm in.  If not, not.

(Loud, clamorous applause; all rise and hail the Great Mohd.)

(Loud, clamorous applause; all rise and hail the Great Mohd.)

Whatevs, dude.

Whatevs, dude.

Whereas in Dan in Real Life, he SHOULD'VE offed himself because his character was a pathetic control freak who ruined the lives of everyone around him and made even Dane Cook seem sympathetic by comparison.  Egads, did I hate that film.

Whereas in Dan in Real Life, he SHOULD'VE offed himself because his character was a pathetic control freak who ruined the lives of everyone around him and made even Dane Cook seem sympathetic by comparison.  Egads, did I hate that film.

Yeah, 'cause all skinny people are skinny because they don't like food or are anorexic/bulimic.

Yeah, 'cause all skinny people are skinny because they don't like food or are anorexic/bulimic.

Does DJ Jazzy Jeff hack the Internet?

Does DJ Jazzy Jeff hack the Internet?

But look on the bright side, everyone — at least this is better than Night Of The Comet …

But look on the bright side, everyone — at least this is better than Night Of The Comet …

You could say that about almost anything.

You could say that about almost anything.

Nah, they just get together with some other folks in a bar and sing "Sweet Caroline" off-key.