No mention of the shared universe of Eureka, Warehouse 13 and Alphas?  Or was that too easy?

No mention of the shared universe of Eureka, Warehouse 13 and Alphas?  Or was that too easy?

TRIPLE NIPPLES OR GTFO!

How did the Andy Gibb episode of "Gimme a Break" get left out?

How did the Andy Gibb episode of "Gimme a Break" get left out?

Cloud Atlas AND Life of Pi, in addition to Lincoln, Gatsby, Django, The Master and The Hobbit, before the year is out?!?  This is like the end of 2011, only the exact opposite!  Screw it, I'm just moving to the multiplex in late September and sleeping in a closet there.  See you bitches in January …

Cloud Atlas AND Life of Pi, in addition to Lincoln, Gatsby, Django, The Master and The Hobbit, before the year is out?!?  This is like the end of 2011, only the exact opposite!  Screw it, I'm just moving to the multiplex in late September and sleeping in a closet there.  See you bitches in January …

I'll probably get flamed to a well-done crisp for this, but … I gave up on Batman Begins thirty minutes before the end, and never bothered with TDK (and won't with TDKR).  Too dark, too antisocial, too over-the-top serious for a comic-book character.  I loved Inception, so it's not an anti-Chris Nolan thing.  If I…

I'll probably get flamed to a well-done crisp for this, but … I gave up on Batman Begins thirty minutes before the end, and never bothered with TDK (and won't with TDKR).  Too dark, too antisocial, too over-the-top serious for a comic-book character.  I loved Inception, so it's not an anti-Chris Nolan thing.  If I…

Hello?!?  No Jeff Bridges in True Grit?  He almost needed subtitles!

Hello?!?  No Jeff Bridges in True Grit?  He almost needed subtitles!

I don't see why anyone would make a racial issue out of this.  There are plenty of white people — myself included — who'd like to slap Bill Maher.  Get in line, Wayne.

I don't see why anyone would make a racial issue out of this.  There are plenty of white people — myself included — who'd like to slap Bill Maher.  Get in line, Wayne.

Manwich!

Manwich!

He'll play Helium.

He'll play Helium.

And yes, folks, that was a sexual euphemism.

And yes, folks, that was a sexual euphemism.

Mystery Men 2: Because Jeneane Garafolo's Having Trouble Making The House Payment and In General, Why the Fuck Not?