And if there's one thing Michael Bay loves, it's trying to show the world how big his nuts are. We should get these two together!

I would never have given this a second look either if it weren't for the positive reviews.

Ah, but would you be none the wiser after your check? Or could you theoretically be a toddler that's already experienced life, yet returned to childhood with a geriatric communication style?

Your rage is almost tangible, my friend, and I am sorry to hear that you have wasted years repeating yourself. That's a long time. The internet is a cruel mistress to anonymous arguments.

Mike, we all know Scott Jones can't write a review or accurately grade a game to save his life. It's not really news any more.

You must be joking, root. Life is too short for console games.

On the other hand, MMOs have become so fucking complicated that for "dedicated casual" gamers like myself who don't have two hours to customise the stats on my squad, team, armor, or whatever, a more casual hack and slash style might fit the bill for people like me.

Wait…so because your dad enjoyed your bonerizing at 9, 12 year olds should be able to fantasize about murdering?

I'm going to sit in an even smaller minority and say PW1 was the best, if for no other reason than that awesome Smoov B theme tune that plays throughout. I never finished number 2 (so never reached that climax you guys are talking about), but found it samey yet inferior.

I should have mentioned this GQ, but I actually live in the UK, so I've played most of those games. I found Chibi-Robo to be a stiff version of the Gamecube original, and as much as I love Trace Memory (Another Code), I found the Hotel Dusk series dull and unnecessarily drawn out. I've not tried that other Cing…

Speaking of dying handhelds, word on the street is that this here DS doesn't have much lifespan left. Nintendo's developers have clearly jumped ship, while it's surprising that Capcom, ever the money-focused machine of rehash, seems to be putting out arguably its best work in years on the DS.

Ghost Trick?
I thought the Ghost Trick review was promised for this week. What gives, AVClub dudes and dudettes?

High five, root. Those floaty jumps were only enjoyable for so long.

I think other Glovers should make an appearance. For example, what if the Glovers Crispin and Danny formed some manner of black man / white man cop duo? Think of the hilarious capers (and occasional heart-to-hearts where platonic affection is ALMOST revealed) that would ensue!

I almost peed my pants laughing. I love you, RB.

Nobody….NOBODY calls me chicken.

You guys need to check out this awesome new game
It's called "Wolfenstein 3D." And get this, GET THIS, you play the game from a first person perspective! It's unbelievable, and to make this mind-blowing, portrait-status featuring adrenaline rush more exciting, you get to shoot nazis!!!1!

Can I make the first sensible comment in this thread?
I think the Starcraft commentary is too cute, and the other two are hilarious. Thanks for sharing, AVC guys!

Mike, do you work for Blackberry? Or are you just a dick?

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