Like Scumberland Farms without the urine smell.

"Drunkin Thrownuts" was briefly popular. Otherwise it's just what you meant when you said "coffee".

There's that, but I also didn't like those uppity Stark kids at all, and Sansa needed to see what an important guy I was.

No, they're dead. The show leaves room for interpretation, but the books are pretty clear.

Bring him aft, I'll sweetin' him!

This was the redeeming character of the SS, they played many angles and were capable of lots of trouble. A pack of overconfident, melodramatic goofs doesn't do the same thing at all.

What I don't know is whether or not this conversion protects you from subsequent drownings. If you sink a ship of Ironborn, do they sink to the bottom and then just walk around down there?

The books make it clear that the Ironborn are actually drowned dead and revived (and that it doesn't always work), and I think the show made that pretty clear but not as explicit. Maybe Patchface could clear this up.

How many times can La Femme Nikita be robbed? I feel like I see direct homages one or twice a year, and derivatives even more.

The law firm of Mooch, Weiner, & Spitzer.

"Unofficial Propagandist for Numbnuts Over Here" is a solid 5-year plan.

Throw your shitty drawers in the hamper
Next time come strapped with a fucking Damphair.

Where did Alice sleep? Did she have a cot in the garage or something? Or did she commute an hour each way from the grungy town nearby?

And THAT is how you play three-dimensional chess, people. Look and learn.

Yeah, how GRRM would it be for the dragons to go down hard in the first 15 minutes of battle? Very.

If you haven't turned your yard into a certified wildlife habitat, why even bother?

Look, I'll take a slap. I'll choke on some shit. But man, Dad's really piling on here.

Cause? "Naked ambition", she says. Seriously.

Mario Van Preebles

He looks gray and splotchy, like multiple organs are shutting down.