Pro: I enjoyed Matt's speech to the kid in the wheelchair. Very Stick of him, with a strong dose of Catholicism.

I kept thinking Dr. Strange and the Hulk could sort this out in half an hour. Or maybe just give Cage a sledgehammer, a parking meter with a chunk of concrete at the end, a 20-foot length of chain, anything. The Hand came up well short of where the comics put them.

*particular* harm. Yes, my real last comment is a Simpsons quote correction, and the circle closes.

It's almost like the whole thing soured when they got past the books…

The snakes are the ones that grow back two heads, but that's really more of a serpent thing…how many metaphors are in there anyway?

"Oh, hey, we just stumbled into a quick win here. Let's bail."

My kid has been wearing headphones and earbuds a lot lately, "TAKE OFF THE THINGS" is in heavy rotation.

Waaaait a minute. Isn't that the new "hard" seltxer water, minus the sizzurp mouthfeel?

DENTAL DAM

…

WARREN ZEVON DEAD GAY ROBOT

It's not helping the tiny-hands issue at all.

Don't you have some dwellings to underfund, Dr. Ben?

That's what the little hands are for. Hands that paw and fondle, searching and groping. I mean, what's Merkel gonna do, he's handicapped.

Honestly it sounds like a bad Yelp review of the Mar-a-lago restrooms might set the nation on any number of new, exciting courses.

Anyone read up on that today? Horrifying. All the people who met with him at Camp David last week are holding their breath that he will not just go flying off the script tonight on Afghanistan. He kind of agreed with some general stuff, maybe, but even the highest levels of military advisors don't know what he'll do.…

"Hell yeah! We're gonna meme this retarded man-baby Emperor God right to the White House!"
*holds binoculars up to sun, burns two holes through back of head*

At least Mr. Magoo meant well.

It's completely offset by the Secret Service paying money back to Trump. $60,000 in Trump golf cart rentals so far in 2017, and that's REALLY the least of it.

"This Cookie-Puss fellow sounds like a menace!"