She's the assistant in PR who can't wait to see the emoji movie and STILL has a Ricky Martin screensaver.

He's actually just a mass of eels in a skin suit, it's easier than you think.

How about a Poop emoji pool float, like the one I saw last week? Is that shit licensed? I think it might be.

Both dismissals would be additional grounds for obstruction of justice, so I assume his lawyers are barely restraining him.

I wish. It seems Trump's real enthusiasm is for identifying and purging just those people.

THIS. Plus, perhaps even more damning, the next layer down is Trump and Huckabee-Sanders currently claiming this is a military decision, when this reporting suggests it was clearly a political decision. Which is so off the scale banana republic fucked up.

We have the boss shit-stacker showing us how it's done, that's for sure.

I hear ya. But there is no policy. On anything. Important offices, entire divisions are unstaffed. State Dept is decimated. Military acting on it's own volition. Daily attacks on the legal system from the executive branch. Gilded Age levels of income inequality. No budget. No ideas. No plans, no vision, no adults.…

Oh, there are consequences. When they blow it on a budget in October and default, cuz Donny's the King of Debt ("I love it!") and has some great ideas about screwing creditors, we'll all be facing the consequences. You can't stack up this much shit and not have it fall over.

I'm usually more of a The Fixx guy in the shower.

"Recent Unpleasantness"

…and the barreling vehicle is occupied by 8 frantic clowns, none of whom is steering, and we're chained to the front like Max.

If either party would just take a stand against cultural issues that automatically separate them from large constituencies and stick to, you know, governing for all citizens (sex yachters, trailer trash, hayseeds, thugs, punks, minivan moms, overweight scientists, beardos, cranky grandpas, raw-doggers, Dr. Bens,…

Someone has to blow that dragonbinder later, I wonder if royal blood would help…

We'll see, but I'm strongly suspicious about Arya's prospects. The moral of the story will be that, like Nymeria, she's not the same Arya, and should have turned her back on the sentimentality of the North like her goddamn spirit animal JUST DID.

Dragons, pfft. One way or another, I'm pretty sure the Night King knows exactly what to do with a couple bothersome dragons. I think it's GRRM's whole thing to disappoint and horrify us when the dragons prove to be worse than useless.

This. After a few hot meals and a warm bed, Arya's gonna pay for turning her back on her mission for sentiment's sake.

Next time we see him he just walks out of the water, obviously drowned, and force-chokes the nearest child.

I'm convinced Gendry is the Prince and survives long enough for Bran to drop some magic nuke, maybe a Red God nuke, on the Night King as he eats the Seven Kingdoms. Dragons, ships, walls, Valyrian steel and dragonglass are all baloney, but will draw out the story in entertaining fashion.

At this point, wouldn't it be more productive to have a list of who won't die? I'm sure no one has done this yet. There are only a handful of real players left: