It was the Mayberry Machiavellis back in GWB's day, but these numbskulls are definitely Three Stooges. How many times can Trump swing around with a 2x4 and catch Priebus in the back of the head?

The young and small thing is a thing, which doesn't look good on paper, but combined with the supreme confidence angle and the interesting potential statement on gender equality, I find myself partially engorged. Intrigued, meant intrigued.

"you would need to take it off to poo". We are truly still a bunch of Puritans.

No, the mouth is too high. It would look like a soul patch made out of penis.

I just realized that Trump is Cornholio.

#MeatbagSnowflake

I'm dying. I want the scene with Palpatine and Red Skull trying to reason with Cornholio.

Don't forget keeping them ignorant. Gotta starve that education beast.

Donald Jr. is the vampire. Eric is the half-wit werewolf for comic relief.

I think you're underestimating the durability of the belt buckle bestowed unto me by ancient aliens, which can deflect any number of blades. This is itself enough to change the mindset of the poor and eradicate poverty.

Almost there. The trick for lazy villians, as Eric just told you, is to replace "anyone" with "anything".

Well, we can always rely on the French, right?

He also created the EPA. Spend some time doing Superfund clean-up and the need for that sort of thing gets obvious quickly.

The look on his face before and after the shove is eerie, both frightening and pathetic. Pretty much the face of encroaching madness, a tiny mind riddled with holes.

Oh. Snap.

"Hey Mac, whose this old bag you dragged along! She must give a hell of a hand-job know what I'm sayin?"

"Hey Mac. Only pull out enough to win."

I'm hoping May can upstage Merkel (a mildly amused scientist with a gamey sample) with a witty, vicious character assassination re: intel leaks. Co-written by Quentin Tarantino and the late Don Rickles, perfectly enunciated.

*exhales* I needed that.

As one father to another, I have one word of advice. Burn the Wimpy Kid books now. Several words.