Today's lesson in Correcting Your Old-Fashioned Worldview: When confronted with a tool in your hands that could do relevant, influential work, drop it like a hot rock.

Wow, did you lose any important parts? Did you feel like Spider-Man afterwards? I mean, I'm kinda like a Yeti hunter, except for 4-foot stools, so it's for the journal.

At the same time, why would you battle trans-dimensional Japanese monsters in your mech suit WITHOUT a sword, which it turns out later is easily your most effective weapon?

To be fair, the line between politics and entertainment no longer exists. This isn't even the best example.

I still believe there's a colon-cleanse supplement out there that will produce a three- to four-foot stool, but that's about as miraculous as one should expect.

This might work if they go full Eeyore.

I'm cobbling together my own understanding, but some of it has to do with a seething, spittle-flecked, irrational hatred for Hillary based on only the most vague and false information. She's like a galactic evil, I gather.

Giina!

The Fat of the Fastidious. Makes you think.

Thanks for the fun facts, this would explain a few things (but by no means everything). The continuity problems were jarring at first, then humorous, and finally you just stare, aghast.

*in the basement, a blood groove fills…*

Those jumpy libtards at The Economist pointed out that you may be underestimating him. He's actually the last of the true Vaudevillians, and in this case he's found an accomplished understudy.

Don't forget that his methods have become…

"Oh my gosh, how did that Marburg get out? I'm as surprised as anyone!"

Agriculture and rural infrastructure is so deeply subsidized in the US, yet rural voters are so big on Small Govt. One of those enduring hypocrisies.

I was hoping for Latino Heat to get us out of this, but they had their chance at the polls.

You're thinking about this all wrong, in that you're thinking.

In a weird twist, mandatory rallies will require citizens to sport OBEY armbands.

Does he get the contract?!

Everyone forgets his stint at HUD.