Yes, I thought this article was reposted from 2014. I get to be the cool kid this time living in the PNW.

Rogue American Amber. Just put in a glass and watch his eyes get big when he tries it.

A child's tears. The soul of a narwhal. Old-world craftsmanship. Chopped onion.

This is why I haven't unfriended the Trump supporters, they make a parody of themselves daily. This morning it was about how Killary murdered someone again, this time a Wikileaks mole in the DNC, and that they're really scared about how truly evil she is. Last week it was Hillary starting a nuclear war with the…

If any of the Trump staff is smart enough, they won't budge from that tower until they get paid.

Carny One

I'm like that for Yolandi Visser. I have to let it go.

MAKE THE BAD MAN FLY

Under a rotten canvas canopy dripping with jungle heat, a sun-blasted Ecuadorian elder flips over Salador's hand-drawn goatskin tarot card…

Enjoyed the shit out of that movie.

Sooner or later, it all comes back to the Yellow Claw.

George C. Scott as Patton. Gregory Peck as Ahab. I'm starting from my very earliest movie memories here.

SHIELD YOUR FRAGILE MINDS!

I've heard more than one gun enthusiast in my neck of the woods say something like "Clown? Automatic head shot!", like it's a new, semi-legal underground sport. They seem pretty psyched about it. The more you know.

I skipped the vasectomy, just dip my balls in a bowl of warm Faygo once a month.

Was he the first drummer?

Needs more bwaaaaaaaamp. Maybe they're saving up for the folding city thing.

I cancelled HBO after the first ep of Westworld, which was awesome. This was an act of penitence for my Luke Cage spree, and a recognition that denying oneself an indulgence now and then is healthy. Also dumped two more drone racing videos on YouTube and bought a bunch of parts for my new build.

lol, Starwipe is gone already? That's some Ken Bone staying power right there.

Fifth, Seventh, Fifteenth, and Nineteenth. Oh wait, those are Constitutional Amendments.