LOW ENERGY BRINE

Man, didn't they even buy him some furniture?

Reads The Giving Tree in just engineer boots and a cowboy hat.

She meets Thor, but he has a different weapon. A Thor axe.

Almost there, but…always put one in the head. That's what I tell all my boys.

Playing it safe was the smart move. I'm fully aware of the dynamics (8-0 debate record over here), and the "do no harm" tactic avoids the pitfalls of sexist perceptions of a confrontational woman as something less positive than a confrontational man. But 1). unprecedented calls from within top R leadership for him to…

I point out to the kids the unusually large power lines that circle one side of town. Obvious troll fence.

Well, that's the dream. Hillary could have, should have buried him on a half a dozen points tonight, but I keep over-estimating her. Donald is setting himself on fire, but she failed to give him the kerosene enema. Always playing safe.

He tried so hard
and got so far
but in the end
it doesn't even matter.

Can someone point me to the gag thread for "basket of deplorables"? Can't get enough. You know, "satchel of villans", "duffelbag of malcontents", etc.

It's almost like there's some kind of influence here, like vulgarity and ignorance is somehow being encouraged on a national scale. I don't know, just a feeling.

Giina is the preferred AVClub term, and GOOD DAY SIR!

*snorts in glorious 4K surround sound*

Prince covering James Brown? Throw in a wild pheasant.

A properly crafted steam system shouldn't just sit there and leak. It should vent in unpredictable places and duration along the most narrow access corridors.

You're supposed to be helping us. Not BLOCKING US UP.

That Elvira and Pee-Wee have a history seems so right.

BLEACHED

I said it above, but the host of shitty GOP characters is a result of the Republicans misunderstanding their real base, which is not Bible-clutching moral purists and gimlet-eyed business-people, but white-hot ignorants, racists, and conspiracy enthusiasts. People who like Trump, that's how you turn out the Republican…

Hillary is so despised by so many people, the only way you could lose this election would be to vastly underestimate the ignorant, nihilistic racists in your electorate, alienate your center with endless social conservative kooks, and let a powdered, reeking circus barker of indeterminate provenance run away with your…