SNL including a recurring Update bit, a popular sitcom and several successful movies and he wasn't a star? Who's on your list? Brad Pitt, full stop?

Right, as opposed to not asking, which is then theft. Which I kinda think this is.

Everyone knows Bieber fans are more likely to leave a baby in the toilet, likely at Prom.

Anyone else notice how much it sounds like Owl City? Yes, I like Owl City.

Very interested in #datboi:

Somehow they have to work Dick Trickle's name into this.

All I know is, somebody better get Beefsquatch'd.

Somewhere, a mob of angry Millennials is gathering pitchforks and torches to storm your house.

So, no cure for cancer or the common cold, but boner pills and an app that finds you burritos.

Is it "shotgun?"

Millennial says he doesn't like the word "millennial," names his comedy show Millennial.

Could you define "very personal" for me?

Someone says something in a very public forum and another person is a bully for bringing it up? WTF are you talking about?

Yes, but they are Caitlyn Jenner's.

Or just stop calling my mom!

I will, if it looks like they have cell phones in their hands.

The A.V. Club

She chills with little tins of dog food? KINNNNNKKKKYYYY.

My news only goes up to 10. :(

If this is artwork, I'd better rush my fridge over to Koyama Press.