I hate the Boondock Saints especially, not just because it's a bad film, but because every fucking middle school sleepover meant watching it another time.

I hate the Boondock Saints especially, not just because it's a bad film, but because every fucking middle school sleepover meant watching it another time.

I call it, "How I Met Your Mother."

I call it, "How I Met Your Mother."

From inside the house!

From inside the house!

Bangtoberfest is obviously influenced by my own Cocktoberfest. It's a little bit different, though, because what I do is just rub my dick all over everything in my apartment, and then cum in my neighbor's shoes.

Bangtoberfest is obviously influenced by my own Cocktoberfest. It's a little bit different, though, because what I do is just rub my dick all over everything in my apartment, and then cum in my neighbor's shoes.

I've done some advanced calculations and determined that the mother can only possibly be Red John.

I've done some advanced calculations and determined that the mother can only possibly be Red John.

COUNTERPOINT

COUNTERPOINT

Let's rotate the board!

Let's rotate the board!

@Hafkie:disqus This is what I always say about John Malkovich. I'm sure there are exceptions, but he usually looks and sounds (delivers lines) in his unique way, yet is able to convincingly play completely different characters. Perhaps he read Jason Alexander's pamphlet.

@Hafkie:disqus This is what I always say about John Malkovich. I'm sure there are exceptions, but he usually looks and sounds (delivers lines) in his unique way, yet is able to convincingly play completely different characters. Perhaps he read Jason Alexander's pamphlet.

A great episode, and I have nothing else to add, so instead a question: does David Lynch have the best hair in the world? I want it, but I don't have the balls to take a picture to the barber.

A great episode, and I have nothing else to add, so instead a question: does David Lynch have the best hair in the world? I want it, but I don't have the balls to take a picture to the barber.

"(So, basically, she’s like the rest of America in November 2008.)"

"(So, basically, she’s like the rest of America in November 2008.)"