Couldn't finish the video Dr. Clint Handsome posted due to a terrible bout of secondhand embarrassment.

That was a weird episode of Colbert. I remember thinking Seinfeld came off as hostile.

@avclub-81e42ebe6b44656990ff91adfd49b5f7:disqus The first I saw of him was on Big Fat Quiz, also with Noel Fielding. He was hilarious and charming. I've since heard the show was scripted, but every one in a while (as in this clip) he reminds how sharp he can be.

Yes, this is my favorite.

I quite literally didn't eat any vegetables. I'd shit like once every 5 days.

I quite literally didn't eat any vegetables. I'd shit like once every 5 days.

Ha! Poor proofreading. It originally said "downstairs" but I don't remember why or how it got changed.

Ha! Poor proofreading. It originally said "downstairs" but I don't remember why or how it got changed.

One Christmas dinner, my mom told all of our guests that the bathroom toilet wasn't working because of my abnormally large movements ("he doesn't eat enough roughage").

One Christmas dinner, my mom told all of our guests that the bathroom toilet wasn't working because of my abnormally large movements ("he doesn't eat enough roughage").

Nice.

Nice.

"I was raised on the dairy, BITCH!"

"I was raised on the dairy, BITCH!"

Snyder's of Havana makes some delicious pretzel rods that you can share with your girlfriend. Mutually assured deliciousness!

Snyder's of Havana makes some delicious pretzel rods that you can share with your girlfriend. Mutually assured deliciousness!

Who will play the mosquito?

Who will play the mosquito?

Oh, I don't even watch it. The title caught my eye and I new right away I needed to make sarcastic comments about it.

Oh, I don't even watch it. The title caught my eye and I new right away I needed to make sarcastic comments about it.