" Here's the key to my hope chest. It's kinda small. I'm sorta hopeless." - Bullwinkle.

There once was an old sport named Baz
Who thought he'd film Gatsby with no Jazz
A soundtrack by Jay-Z
He decided would be
More suited to his crappy razzmatazz.

Knowing Baz Luhrmann I'm suprised he didn't rename it The Fabulous Gatsby.

I found a copy of Doc Savage in my dad's garage. On the inside cover was this disclaimer:

return all the sex toys to get three-quarters of our money back

Sad fact: Foley was replaced in the Meat Loaf video by Karla DeVito for the same reason Post replaced her in Night Court. She wasn't considered hot enough. Unfortunately for her, your opinion wasn't shared by TPTB.

Wouldn't The Champ be a better choice for a boxing musical, with all that tear-jerking schmaltz and all? Or maybe they could get Babs for a new version of The Main Event.

After Borgnine got through with it, I'm not sure there was much scenery left for Hackman to chew. ◕‿◕

Yulin has a good comeback to Hackman when he gets violent:

Wow that's eerily appropriate considering this dialogue from the movie:

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So for this version Napoleon Solo is old enough to be Ilya's father.

"Hold me! Touch me!"

It would be appropriate if there was a Tennessee Williams influence, as the he spent a lot of time in Key West. Why were so many writers drawn to this place? One famous story has it that Wallace Stevens and Hemingway got into a fist fight outside Sloppy Joe's bar and the poet broke his hand on Papa's macho jaw.

Sidney was always my favourite recurring character on MASH. Well, him and Col. Flagg.
It's a suprise that both characters appeared in so few episodes.

You forgot to take off your mask.

Saw this on TV when I was about 10 years old. Loved the cute robots, was a little creeped out by Dern's performance but it was Joan Baez's singing that gave me nightmares.

If I was having a bad trip the last person I'd want talking me down would be Bruce Dern.

"C'mon man! Warren's freakin' out at the gallery!"

Wasn't Elvis' first recording on one of these doodads?