Old Mr.Horowitz is crossing the street when he is hit by a car. A priest happens to be passing by and sees him lying in the street, clearly near death. So he cushions the old man's head and tries to make him comfortable and then starts to tend to his soul. He whispers into his ear, "Do you believe in the Father, the…

Imagine Fincher directing Sinatra.

There once was an old sport named Baz
Who thought he'd film Gatsby with no Jazz
A soundtrack by Jay-Z
He decided would be
More suited to his crappy razzmatazz.

Baz isn't hip to jazz.

After reading '50 Shades' my mother asked if I interested in reading it but I demurred.
Reckoning that this sort of bonding exercise would have me in therapy for years.
Talk about the book club from hell.

Eh, who cares what these two losers think of each other?
As celebrity feuds go, Jerry and Dean is still the most entertaining.
Well, second to Krusty and Sideshow Bob.

♪ Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues ♫

Sinatra saved my life once. Four guys were beating me up in an alley.
And then Frank came up and said, 'That's enough.'

Here's hoping for an ecumenical/interfaith Rapture. Followed by John Galt disappearing all the rich folk and the rest of us can live happily ever after.

"And I get a boyfriend."

Aren't they the best kind?

Mike Hammer!

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My name is Ian Underwood and I'm the straight member of the group.

Watch The Big Fix (1978) instead.

The Black Hole full of plot holes.

That still seems a little inelegant. More acceptable options would be :
"I do not require an education" (after all contractions are so common)
or " I have no need for further education at this time."

Good Lord ! That's one helluva creepy stare.

Better than 'Reluctant Perfunctory Cunnilingus'.

Étonne-moi !