Phipps once again schooling any fools who think they know more about the famous gang rapes of history than he does.

Yep, Maggie Gylenhaal, that's the famous actress Elizabeth Olsen most looks like. When you see that face and that name Maggie Gyllenhaal is the first person you think of. Can't think of anyone else she bears a resemblance to.

Best ending possible: Rob Lowe goes back to his home planet, show improves 10%.

Exactly. So many jokes come from the essentially manly Ron acting in an unmanly fashion.

So, pie in the face then?

Whoa whoa, obviously this kid is a whiny, Anakin Skywalker esque asshole, but let's not go nuts here. He did not get any high school pyoon-tang, he was not a movie star, and he did not play one of the most iconic characters in movie history. He was in The Phantom Fucking Menace, Natalie Portman barely got any action…

I wanna see a FX multi series crossover where Raylan, Boyd, the Sons of Anarchy, Hank and Britt, the Always Sunny gang and Louis CK join forces to wage war on the upper class. It'd be like one of those marvel crossovers, only awesome and not for stupid nerds.

If by "showdown" you mean "tender love scene" then yes, that's where I figure it's headed too.

I didn't watch the Howard Stern clip there because I don't care about Howard Stern or Oprah, so maybe he is terrible when he's on shows I don't watch. But the secret scientologist thing is people literally making up a reason not to like him, as well as the completely racist "welcome to earf" meme (watch the film, I…

Really, the Will Smith hate is bizzare. He's probably the least offensive person who has ever existed, what is there to hate?

I enjoyed the first Men In Black film and I find Will Smith to be funny and charming, no matter what Sean O'Neal says.

I wanna see a gritty remake of Muppets Take Manhattan where they take it by force.

Be honest, if this were an ad for Dane Cook's new show you'd all be horrified at his insensitivity and see it as proof he's a terrible person.

Why do you know so much about novelizations? Not trying to be snarky, genuinely curious.

Romney's favourite tv show is whatever got the highest ratings that week.

It's like referring to Tarantino's movies as loud and violent. True, but reductive.

Thank God there's someone here willing to stand up for The Beatles. Those unsung heroes of pop music.

I dunno, Mad Men and The Playboy Club? Both those shows are so different, I can't see how they could go together.

Don't even joke about Don fucking nobody. As someone who lives vicariously through his antics, every time he got rejected in season 4 was like a dagger through my heart.

I wonder about this Infinite Jest book. A lot of people say it's good, but then often they're the same kind of people who call Magnolia a "Millennial masterpiece" so I don't really trust their opinions.