Alright, I'd forgotten Eternal Sunshine. Exception that proves the rule. 

They were taking over I tells ya! You couldn't even say Merry Christmas without the gays making you say it some gay way!

There hasn't been a non boring scene set on a beach since From Here to Eternity, and even that was kind of boring.

A critic should never take anything personally. What, Scharpling has to be nice to all the Av Club staff if he wants to get a good review? I expect the av club to be above disinviting people to their birthday party.

The Best Show review here is so obviously about the Av Club being mad at Scharpling for dissing them on twitter. All of a sudden his show's no longer as good as it was, and the reason for it's decline in quality is all personal snipes about Tom being sad and jealous? The reviewer needs to leave their hurt feelings at…

Friends would have been a decent show if the characters were just Chandler, Joey, Monica and Rachel. Ross and Phoebe worked with no one.

You are all obviously unaware of the American version of Being Human. Look up it's tv club reviews if you want to see some real episode titles.

D-Nice, it's the adorable the earnestness with which you thought you were telling us something we didn't already know about Star Wars. This is nerd central man, you might as well be wandering into the Superbowl dressing room at halftime and telling them how many points a touchdown is worth.

When you record more than 10 food pun based parody songs you lose the right to complain that people don't pay enough attention to your more obscure non food pun related music.

If David Simon loves talking about the Wire so much, why doesn't he make another season of the Wire?

Hey, while you were in hospital I was fucking your wife, but I don't feel the need to broadcast every minor detail of my day.

They never try and show both sides.

Except Ghostbusters is awesome, no matter who you are.

Defending Weird Al seems like defending Power Rangers. Yeah, maybe you loved it as a kid, but as an adult can you not admit that those food puns aren't as hilarious as you thought?

I find Maron being a dick hilarious. How many interviews is Demetri Martin ever likely to have where the host intros a new topic with "and then you starred in Taking Woodstock, which was terrible…"

I dunno, I'm getting sick of the callbacks and recycled lines, he's becoming the Jerry Seinfeld of rock. Write some new lyrics man.

If you'd ever listened to his music you'd know he's hipster Bruce Springsteen. Randy Newman is hipster Randy Newman.

Zmf was a hero, and this place hasn't been the same since he died in that grease fire.

I like Michael Fassbender so much that I don't care that he physically abused you. You shouldn't have given him all that lip.

Seth Rogen was so casually despicable in that movie, and I was never sure if it was deliberate or we were supposed to cheer as he barged into strangers homes and fucked over his friends for no reason.