Or Paul.

Can you elaborate on the circumstances that led to you dragging a dinghy upstream through a river of shit? Is this gonna be the new Herzog film?

Yeah, what's that saying about how comedy should be the powerless mocking the powerful? There were probably interns getting Sean O'Neal coffee as he was mocking them and getting paid for it.

Yeah, probably. But on the other hand, didn't they put How I Met Your Mother ahead of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia in their best shows of the year list or something like that? That shows a clear nice over mean bias.

It's funny how the Av Club like everything to be sweet. It used to be the mainstream comedies were sweet and sentimental and places like the av club would be championing the dark comedies. Now the mainstream is stuff like 2 and a half men which is dark as fuck and the Av Club is trying to get middle America to open…

The whole point of the movie is that Anthony Hopkins is black, but so light skinned that everyone thinks he's white. Casting a black actor in the part would have made no sense. You might as well go "ha, stupid Hollywood, casting Hilary Swank as a man in Boy's Don't Cry. She's clearly a girl you Hollywood dopes!"

Come on people, at this point it's pretty clear that Adam Sandler genuinely loves shitty Adam Sandler movies. If anything, he probably only does Punch Drunk Love and the like as favours, so he can get back to his real work.

How to be Stephen King:

If there's one thing audiences have proved time and again, it's that they love watching Kelsey Grammar play roles that are not Fraiser Crane.

Ed was a hilariously bad show. It had a lead so annoying they cast him as "the annoying guy" in Scrubs, a show made up almost exclusively of annoying guys.

I want a show about a cold-hearted big city type who moves to a small town, refuses to learn anything and ends up converting the small town folks to the joys of living fast, spending money and being rude to people. They'll never make that, though the Nicolas Cage film The Family Man came so close.

Zach Braff: the ugliest man to ever have a career in film and television. Next to him Paul Giamatti is an adonis.

But it's so difficult to shoot those promos! They have to do them before the season starts and there's no time and it's a difficult selection process and it's so hard to put out a show every week!

I sort of agree with Serling. I watched it knowing it was considered one of the best Twilight Zone episodes, and I was pretty disappointed. Came across kind of lame and sentimental, owed way too much to It's a Wonderful Life(which I love), the main guy was bland and, like Serling said, he meets his younger self and…

In this analogy is Taylor the fruit bowl, the painting of the fruit bowl, or the person painting the fruit bowl?

Neil Patrick Harris, obviously.

You're crazy if you don't think Duckling was about adulation for the military. What the hell was it about then? Louis does a show for a bunch of average guys? Every scene was about brave and great they were and Louis was humbled just to be in their presence.

Even as a 6 year old child I was too mature for the comedy of Bulk and Skull.

The Green Ranger only becomes the White Ranger when he ascends to the leadership position though. So it's not racist, it's just an example of the American Dream: if you work hard enough you can all become white.

That Dennis Leary rant was the stupidest thing ever. What does eating meat have to do with anything?