I'll take death!

I am a sad old man who wears suspenders with no pants and my shoulder blades actually touch.

On Soviet NBC, harcore porn gradually turns YOU!

When the mood strikes him at concerts, Daniels will sometimes do an extended version of Once in a Lifetime on fiddle. It's awesome!

City Slickers Gritty Reboot(tm)? I smell Oscar
So if this works out, we can look forward to Willie Nelson doing one arm pushups on the stage of the Kodak Theatre.

God Hates FACTS!

It was those Sub Prime asswipes that got us into that mess.

SPOILER:

@heywalt For a Sean Young sighting… ccheck out the Young and the Restless CBS soap. They brought her in last year as a stunt casting thing and now she's back.

New from Tyrell Corp…. Repli-Pants! Time to Dye

That's OK hollyhox, you more than made up for it with the Small World movie.

Snakes on a Monorail!

Spinning Teacups!
built in sequel, Spinning Teacups2:Spin Harder

How much fucking Indianapolis?

Drinky Crow ranks up there with Superjail as a show best enjoyed while under the influence.

I don't recall an execution in the Flintstones. Was that an alternate ending on the dvd?

Casey Barteau

I hear Cryer once stole some batteries, dined and dashed at Dennys AND dinged someone's car in a parking lot and DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE A NOTE!

I beg to differ…
Maybe his bong is fitted with weights. Plus chopping up the coke rocks may require a lot of strength in those quantities. Curls with vodka bottles will build you up fast too.

Well there HAS to be new newsmakers every night, what with the truncheon deaths and all…