These giant worms are clearly more than just a metaphor for turn-of-the-century English sexual repression.

In terms of sitcom cliches, isn't this show at the point where the new character would be a baby?

Oh Sean Young, nobody is going to watch this movie anyway except for the bored kids who have never even heard of Blade Runner, so don't you worry your pretty little crazy head.

Discovery Channel: Because science is like, so boring, and stuff.

How should one use their bathtub while watching Breaking Bad?

I can't wait to see who is going to take on the role of the next Steven Moffat.

My recollection from the time is that people who were unfamiliar with Lynch, had only became familiar with him through Twin Peaks. Then he released Wild at Heart, and because he was suddenly the "next big thing", new fans and critics fell all over themselves to uncritically proclaim that movie as his best film ever.

I'm assuming that each hour the glass will have to be turned over, once the last contestant slides down to the bottom.

So it's a remake of Cannon?

Even better if when we're about to see what the baby sees, we'd get a flashing notification on the screen to "Put on your Magical Portal Glasses now!" to watch everything in 3-D.

And leave out Whitney Cummings? Sexist!

Are McDonald's Fish McBites are more/less/equally tolerable/intolerable than White Castle's Shrimp Nibblers?

Or Will Forte in drag.

I would watch if it was retooled to just be the "Ava" show, a straight-faced half-hour daytime talk show satire. That would assume much about who's running NBC, and at this point I think it's just a bunch of monkeys in lab coats.

Kudrow will replace Applegate like a character in any old soap opera, though just look and act different? Is that the angle? Here's yet another angle (or tool) they could add to this casserole of denial: "The very first 3D TV series, here only on NBC!"

I have a great idea on how to retool this show: Cancel it already. NBC might as well replace Applegate with a monkey, as that kind of decision-making seems to be what's guiding the network now.

7-Up, it's the uncola.

Maybe if Do No Whatever had a monkey surgeon it would have scored big with whatever the demographic is supposed to be.

I would like to attend your Bar Mitzvah.

See also: Oscar Best Picture winners, a list rife with so many utterly forgettable movies.