And then turn that into a powder and sprinkle on a stupid potato chip.

The half-made guac avocado toast is Mexican Avocado Toast.

Only one book, written by the sole survivor.

There are people who audition just to be "reality TV" game shows stars. That's their career plan. They take classes to figure out their brand. Some of them workshop the assholery.

It's just a good coming-of-age story.

Since so many people had "discovered" Lynch through the TV series, everyone wanted to be first in line to claim Wild at Heart as theirs and proclaim that his greatest movie ever, especially the judges at Cannes. But after almost completely abandoning the TV series in season 2, and making Wild at Heart, and then…

The irony is that the average Walmart shopper couldn't afford a pair of Bonobos pants and/or Bonobos doesn't make a pair for that large a waist.

"There are no costumes. There are no supervillains. We’re trying to do something very, very different.”

Guaranteed Rape Field?

Trump says he wants to erect a giant wall of netting to keep the Innsmouthers out.

It's like everyone involved in the three movies were forced to read a single FF comic book at random, begrudgingly, and then were like, okay, let's do this!

There's a late 90s B-movie called I, Zombie, about a man who becomes infected and spends much of his time trying to fight his deterioration. All I really remember about it besides all the shaky-cam, was that Fangoria magazine had come up with a film production company and they made it.

I still feel like Calder's overused vocals are the weakest part on Challengers. When Together came out, I thought, if the few Bejar-led tracks from Together had been on Challengers instead, and if there'd been more Neko than Calder, than that album might have been really something. Have we had the perfect NP album,…

I recommend The Ghosts of Cape Sabine for a harrowing non-fiction polar exploration disaster story with some cannibalism thrown in for good measure.

This movie is so good and so unique, yet so unwatched, because it doesn't fit neatly into any one genre, which confuses the average filmgoer. That makes people uncomfortable, especially with films that are like their own separate genre: horror-not-horror.

Why not just go crazy and remake it (in 3D too, because go for broke!) Oh, because nobody anywhere would want that either.

Please. Lady Gaga has never had any "substantial personal connection" in her music. Her long-standing focus has been almost entirely on spectacle, stealing from any other woman who has come before her that has actually had something to say or done something artistically interesting or innovative. She's great for…

The Navigator is one of those underrated/little seen gems in the genre. I can't tell you how many times I used to recommend that to people only to later be confronted with, "You mean Flight of the Navigator?" because people could never find it and would think I was talking about some Disney movie. You know, the Disney…

It's more like, "Name some of the most popular bands from the last 20 years you can't stand", instead of, "Name some of the most cringe-inducing talentless or completely mediocre bands you've heard in the last 20 years, whose names you probably can't even recall given that they were so bad you tried immediately to…

Maybe AMC can do a La Jetee series where it's a static shot for each hour for like 8 seasons (except for a few minutes of action for an episode in season 7), with limited narration.