Why, so Chris Hardwick can host another show where he can act like he alone discovered and is the biggest fan that ever lived, of meth?

If only there were cover versions out there somewhere of some Kings of Leon songs for Glee to "legitimately" rip-off.

If I wanted to watch a drug-addled girl dance, I could just go to a strip club.

They're doing it wrong. Only the fourth movie in the series is supposed to take place in space according to rules of sequels. The third movie in the series is supposed to be in 3D. Then after that, one can take place in New York.

Thankfully somebody has made a cuddly, safe zombie movie for tweens and people who just don't like horror movies gosh darn it!

Free advice for Greenblatt and NBC: Make some intelligent shows for adults with adult themes for intelligent viewers out there who want quality, interesting and different programs. Because that's a smaller amount than average, the ratings will be smaller, which you have to then accept. Without meddling and…

You're doing it wrong. You're making a turducken, not a cornucopia.

You're doing it wrong. You're making a turducken, not a cornucopia.

Eartha Kitt's version of "Santa Baby" is far more tolerable than cheap movie merchandise aimed at illiterate teen girls.

Eartha Kitt's version of "Santa Baby" is far more tolerable than cheap movie merchandise aimed at illiterate teen girls.

Worse, it's never made clear who the murderer is!

Worse, it's never made clear who the murderer is!

Add a really safe, bland, sexually-neutered gay couple so that there can't possibly be any suggestion that they have sex.

Add a really safe, bland, sexually-neutered gay couple so that there can't possibly be any suggestion that they have sex.

The Orb's single "Blue Room" is 39 minutes 58 seconds which was the longest allowed length to still be considered technically a single.

The Orb's single "Blue Room" is 39 minutes 58 seconds which was the longest allowed length to still be considered technically a single.

I cannot wait for Jackson's five movie adaptation of The Silmarillion.

I cannot wait for Jackson's five movie adaptation of The Silmarillion.

I can't wait until Honey Boo Boo is revealed to actually be a 29-year-old dwarf actress from some eastern European country.

I can't wait until Honey Boo Boo is revealed to actually be a 29-year-old dwarf actress from some eastern European country.