There's no camp value in this. It's just mediocre.

There's no camp value in this. It's just mediocre.

The Innocents has incredible cinematography by Freddie Francis who is known primarily for having directed so many Hammer movies. For the longest time it was only available for home viewing in a creaky pan-and-scan and it's one of those cases where watching the letter-boxed version makes a world of difference.

The Innocents has incredible cinematography by Freddie Francis who is known primarily for having directed so many Hammer movies. For the longest time it was only available for home viewing in a creaky pan-and-scan and it's one of those cases where watching the letter-boxed version makes a world of difference.

Life would go to pieces without Galaxy Glue.

Life would go to pieces without Galaxy Glue.

Years before this failure there was a different failure based on the premise of "let's follow Dane Cook around on a comedy tour and film it, it will be pure comedic gold, bro!" It was not pure comedic gold, bro.

Years before this failure there was a different failure based on the premise of "let's follow Dane Cook around on a comedy tour and film it, it will be pure comedic gold, bro!" It was not pure comedic gold, bro.

Wasn't there an anti-Obama conspiracy movie too? Like Obama 2012: The Mayan Prophecy Fulfilled? I don't know.

Wasn't there an anti-Obama conspiracy movie too? Like Obama 2012: The Mayan Prophecy Fulfilled? I don't know.

I can't wait until the CW decides to do a series based upon John Merrick, where the only thing that makes the Elephant Man scary is maybe a big lump on his forehead, and the only thing that makes his life sad is that he grew up without knowing his parents.

I can't wait until the CW decides to do a series based upon John Merrick, where the only thing that makes the Elephant Man scary is maybe a big lump on his forehead, and the only thing that makes his life sad is that he grew up without knowing his parents.

Looks like my dream of seeing moas resurrected just hit the cut-off point, said some nerd somewhere.

Looks like my dream of seeing moas resurrected just hit the cut-off point, said some nerd somewhere.

I can't wait for CBS's version, Expectations, which will be a weekly court room procedural with occasional sexy romps and intrigue on the side.

I can't wait for CBS's version, Expectations, which will be a weekly court room procedural with occasional sexy romps and intrigue on the side.

Apparently what we want and what is coming to us in this case are not the same things.

Apparently what we want and what is coming to us in this case are not the same things.

I can't wait for the instantly forgettable soundtrack clogged with awful pop songs.

I can't wait for the instantly forgettable soundtrack clogged with awful pop songs.