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Now we'll know where to go to get up-to-the-minute information on ManBearPig sightings.

Hulk: Hulk Smash, Hulk Sing, the Musical
Well, this doesn't look good for the prospect of Hulk: Hulk Smash, Hulk Sing, the Musical.

Better idea
If NBC retooled this show so that one of the U.S. Marshals was a ghost, another was an angel, another was either a zombie or a vampire, and another was a B-grade superhero, it would fit right in for the fall schedule.

Ribbon candy is pretty to look at and put out just for decoration, but not for the suggestion that one should eat it. Besides, if one were to eat it and show an expression of both confusion and disgust, one's grandparents wouldn't be able to recognize that expression anyway.

Good job CW
Because the first channel people turn to when they want to watch doctor/surgeon/lawyer/cop/detective/judge programming is the CW. Though I suppose the premise is that there just aren't enough doctor/surgeon/lawyer/cop/detective/judge programs aimed at the 13-24 age group.

I bet the computer-rendered dancing babies for this will be computer-rendered dancing bullets that Diana will "deflect" with her bracelets, and then they will dance around together to "Respect".

To be fair, we can't expect Wanda to keep playing her greatest hits over and over again. When I saw her perform live in the '90s, even then she was playing her songs that were over 40 years old. She had been dragged back into the spotlight, begged to return to her rockabilly roots and stop yodeling about Jesus. For…

I think in all fairness the theatres should pay US to sit through the endless commercials, featurettes, trailers and music by official ABC Family and Disney teen bands.

Ginger Snaps, the TV series
Guess those crazy oversexed kids that run the CW haven't ever seen the Ginger Snaps horror movies about two sisters facing impeding adulthood via the werewolf mythology. Which this series will no doubt completely pale in comparison to, though, you know, zombies are the new vampires, so what…

In that case, Tyler Perry could play Miss Hannigan AND Daddy Warbucks! This movie casts itself.

Co-starring Mo'Nique in the role of abusive, exploitative orphanage den mother Miss Hannigan.

Did you say "rancic" or "rancid"?

I can't wait until the inevitable row in which he slams one of his posse's hands under the lid of the grand piano, breaking all of his fingers. "To you Sir, I said, no more of that infernal Mozart! Get out of my estate!"

Can't we just export them to a Chinese re-education camp?

The Academy always gives at least one award every year to make up for previous snubs—maybe this year Fincher will get a directing award to make up for having been snubbed for Zodiac and not winning one for Benjamin Button (though, did anyone actually see that film?).

I Am Love
Clearly, not loved, for Best Foreign Language Film.

Oh, hurray.
To think, I've never seen a show where a superhero will fight her opponents with long rambling monologues about her eating disorders, broken high heels, bad first dates, and unexpected visits from her mother—until this premieres.

I completely fail to understand the appeal of Sunshine. Nice sets and art direction, but for the "crew on ship menaced by alien intruder" genre, I don't see how it's any better than Supernova or Hellraiser IV or Event Horizon or every other movie just like it.

I was a big Chameleons fan as a teenager. As far as I know I had all of their LPs and EPs. I even had the post-Chameleons project The Sun and The Moon. They had some goth sensibilities but didn't have goth style, and they weren't detached enough or synth-based enough to have that New Wave edge. Maybe because they just…

They Drive By Night always makes me think, by Ida Lupino's association, her underrated noir The Hitch-Hiker, and then another great dangerous driving noir Wages of Fear—all really good movies.