The law of diminishing returns. Soon they'll have to resort to gimmick seasons.

Then those are some lucky teenagers!

Daffy Duck's triumphant explosion
You know that old WB cartoon where, in order to upstage Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck does that act that is so amazing it can only be performed once? And the result is a big explosion and his death? It's that, except with Spider-Man.

Daffy Duck's triumphant explosion
You know that old WB cartoon where, in order to upstage Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck does that act that is so amazing it can only be performed once? And the result is a big explosion and his death? It's that, except with Spider-Man.

Daffy Duck's triumphant explosion
You know that old WB cartoon where, in order to upstage Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck does that act that is so amazing it can only be performed once? And the result is a big explosion and his death? It's that, except with Spider-Man.

Punishing America
Seems like the Smith kids are being used as some sort of punishment on America.

The good old days of Gossip Girl
Remember way, way back in 2009 when Gossip Girl was the most dangerous program that had ever been foisted onto children?

I can't wait to hear Palin's video response in which she complains about Joan River's holocaust against her.

"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy," said Brian Eno. It's one of my favorite quotes.

I prefer the "he's special and so is she" romantic comedy genre, namely The Other Sister, except instead of bowlers substitute animal costumes. And by prefer I mean it's more fun to mock. At least until Hollywood invents the serial killer romantic comedy genre.

Doesn't this happen every single year concerning every other awards show?

DeNiro's speech was way more uncomfortable to watch than anything Gervais said. It was alternately funny and creepy.

Everything about the awful-sounding premise of this show sounds tailor-made for NBC (not CBS), to then be canceled after six episodes. Or used for a summer-only replacement show, to then be canceled after six episodes.

I loved the whole 1930s vision of the future/world of tomorrow thing that Sky Captain embodied and made look entirely real. I think it's a personal preference thing because I don't see what it is that people expected from it—a new Metropolis or something?

I think the premise of The Event is based upon entirely surface observations about what the producers think made Lost successful and is nothing more than a poorly executed imitator.

I bet her skin changes colors in front of different backgrounds and patterns.

Give him his own reality show already
Why don't they just replace Sheen on Two and Half Men already. Then he can go on a celebrity rehab show or something or get his own reality show. Completely banal, uninteresting neverweres, has-beens, and wanna-bes get their own reality shows, but with Sheen the audience would be…

What, isn't Gwyneth and the cast from Glee performing every single song up for nomination?

Thanks but no thanks
Yet another entry is the file "More Sequels Nobody Asked For and Nobody Wants".

Michael Bay directs this exciting 3-D action movie, in which characters that live on a strange pyramidal world fight each other for color colonization while an emotionally complex love triangle develops between the orange, horn-nosed title-character named Q*bert, a purple serpent named Coily and a hip green alien…