Except that it's not a joke about sexual preference. As mentioned above, he's using cock-sucking in the sense of ass-kissing, or kissing up to.

Actually, no. But I'm only 36.

Check out Geriatric Youth.

The oscillations must be troubling, but those waffles sound delicious.

Not just that, UC Berkeley employs them!

He probably thought the vaccine would turn him gay.

The fact that you can watch your peers regress into small children in real time?

Jimi was getting ready to collaborate with Miles and Sly Stone before he died.

THE ARISTOCRATS!

Who cares? You can't put a price on dignity. Besides, now he'll be known as "disgraced, former FOX News pundit Bill O'Reilly."

Well, there's that one interview where he says that the message he took away from Citizen Kane is that Kane should've gotten himself a different woman.

Just like Mel Gibson and "sugartits."

I liked Keith Morris better when he was in a coma.

Don't waste your money seeing Bad Brains. I saw them about 10 years ago and HR looked dazed and stumbled around while not remembering any of the lyrics. The band was tight as hell, though. They were much better as "Soul Brains," when John Joseph from the Cro-Mags took over on vocals.

Really? I used to put it on to help me fall asleep. Then again, I find it hilarious.

Douche-chilis

And that said billionaire made his fortune while saying that he's, "a pimp in every sense of the word, bitch." Feminist credentials, indeed.

It was "Sweet Child O' Mine," from my recollection.

Stupid and ignorant.

Speaking on behalf of Jews everywhere, we're all devastated.