I'm totally down with it and I'm thinking about putting one on my denim jacket.

We Didn't Start the Fire, River of Dreams, Uptown Girl…

You know people who don't like The Fall?

Oh good. Now we'll have new music while shopping for toilet paper.

That's a hurtful, anti-Semitic stereotype that supports conspiracy theories about Jews secretly running the world.

Move it, chowdah-head!

Well, it's an annoying time of year for us. Imagine the tables were turned and the country was majority Jewish and you were inundated with Hannukah EVERYTHING for the month of December every year, but you have no nostalgia for it because you didn't celebrate it growing up. Then the big day rolls around but you can't…

Textbook narcissism.

They say that about Taylor Swift, too.

He doesn't have the balls to start a nuclear war. He doesn't even have the balls to fire his own Attorney General. This is all typical Trump bluster with zilch to back it up.

Reminds me of Duckman nemesis, King Chicken.

GG-related tangent: GG's brother, Merle Allin, keeps unsuccessfully trying to get GG's boots from the 1993 "Terror in America" tour inducted in the Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame.

BART rider here. It's true, New Yorkers have no idea how good they have it. We have all of the same problems you listed about DC, but the reason they give us for the escalators constantly breaking is because people won't stop pissing and shitting on them. Ahh, the city by the bay.

"Nuke-ular." It's pronounced "nuke-ular."

— CBS Executives

Itzhak Perlman

I've never seen a Waffle House west of the Mississip'.

Why would anyone go to Winn Dixie when Publix is right there?

It took me moving to California to realize that their donuts are garbage. It's hard to get a decent donut on the East Coast.

When "The Chronic" came out, a kid in my 7th grade class said, "Wow! Dr. Dre has really lost a lot of weight."