Internalized misogyny is a helluva drug.

YOU GOTTA SQUEEZE EVERY PENNY!

"It's gonna kill you, too." - Chavo, Black Flag

Your haiku needs work.

Jon Wurster, for instance.

Yeah, except his idea of "doing well" is fucking over anyone who isn't a rich, white male.

I've always found his voice to be sexy. Even as Ben Katz.

I saw Flipper with Yow on vocals. Fit them to a T.

::Bobby Dall runs home crying::

I love when English people start a sentence that way.

Tell that to Flipper or Eyehategod.

I'm imagining more of a @DadBoner-type scenario, but with Korn instead of Seeger.

Los Locos?

Good. Krispy Kreme is disgusting.

Well, gas prices have already gone up. THANKS DONNIE

Or the Slaughter & the Dogs classic, "Where Have All the Boot Boys Gone?"

See also: Mraz, Jason & Swift, Taylor

It's a totally outrageous paradigm!

Hey, do you write for the NY Post?

Now that's what I call congressing.