::glove-slap::

I see him more as a Queens conman moving between subway cars with his Third Card Monte table.

What?! Who wouldn't want to see a werewolf slamdunk? Full disclosure: I haven't seen this movie since it came out in the theater.

You going to Eddie Pepitone at the Alamo Drafthouse next Wednesday?

It wasn't his fault! He let Satan into his heart.

Thanks for ruining my Bat Mitzvah.

Alright, you're overstimulated. Let's get some beer into you, and then it's straight to bed.

America's Funnyman

People don't say jive turkey anymore? Then how else will I be able to indicate who is and isn't full of shit?

The extra "P" is for "Presidential."

But it's not that regions are that different, per se. It's urban vs. rural/suburban.

Who doesn't?

Agreed, but the satire on Inside Amy Schumer could be brutal.

They still have all the power. It's just that now they have to hear about it.

Upvoted for "grizzled hobo."

It's not that he was un-PC, it's that he always punched down. Carlin wasn't PC at all, but he punched up, and his material holds up perfectly fine.

Good job. I haven't smoked in two weeks after daily use for fifteen years. It's for an upcoming job interview. I went into a major depressive funk for the first few days but now I feel better. But turning down offers to smoke has been surprisingly easy. I even did it on my birthday!

Lumpy is a shape.

Move it, chowdah-head!

DonTcare works, though.