He only identifies with Mr. Burns and the Rich Texan.

Hey, that's no way to talk about Tribe 8.

It's like how on Trailer Park Boys, Ricky's dad flies both Canadian and Confederate flags from his wheelchair.

NO NAZI! NO NAZI! YOU'RE THE NAZI!

Jesus Christ, I heard this on the radio the other day for the first time since the early 90's. What a load of self-centered, self-congratulatory garbage. I still know all the words, though.

I can't wait until Oscar Meyer starts providing the periodic tables.

Hey! Don't tarnish bass players' reputations by associating us with Huckabee! We already don't get laid.

He claimed that he had "let Satan into his heart."

Another interminable Bob Seger cover, obviously.

Ha! Like Trump's phone would ever auto-correct to "Salad."

But "which character?" is the question. He could be pompous Jay Sherman, overly-excited/flamboyant community college art teacher, or his lying "yeah, that's the ticket" guy from SNL.

Jesus was actually going to say "turn the other butt cheek," but decided at the last minute that he didn't need to spell it out for them.

They're complete garbage. But people who grew up on them seem to like them.

"Hoo boy. This is gonna get worse before it gets better."

GG Allin was breaking hearts from coast to coast…

They need to have a tribute to The Best Show already.

Break-down

Yes! Yes! Oh God, yes!

It's called stand-up tragedy.

It's a Dirty Sanchez where the participants crack up halfway through.